Accountants do have a sense of humour.
We asked for the best Christmas Cracker jokes from our members joining us at the recent Knowledge Shop PD. Here's what we, and our fantastic members, came up with.
The best Christmas cracker jokes are short (so they fit in the cracker) and generally silly, eliciting a laugh or more often an eye-roll.
What's your favourite or do you have a better one? Drop it in the chat and let us know!
Christmas cracker jokes
They slug it out.
~The Knowledge Shop team
I hope he never gets embroiled in a scandal. Elongate would be really drawn out....
~The Knowledge Shop team
A gummy bear!
~Maria Encarnacion
Because GPS said "G'day, mate, turn left!"
~Justin Oracion
She’d been hooked on Christmas trees all her life.
~Cathy Mijat-Vose
By calculating its Net Present Value
~Christou Demetrios
Nothing. It's on the house.
~Winnie Horman
Those who count and those who can't.
~Mark Brunt
He was caught picking his nose.
~Borislav Manojlovic
Because it had too many problems!
~Nicola Hilson
Noel
~Aaron Doran
Because they were "two deer".
~Mark Lennon
Elf-is Presley
~Cassie Capper
His technical knowledge!
~Will Comensoli
Editor's note: Michael did get a haircut and he says to thank you for noticing.
Jason's [Hurst] haircut is even sharper than Michael's. As sharp as the ATO SGC late payment rules!
~Will Comensol
Editor's note: Jason on the other hand did not get a haircut....
“Get out of my face."
~Kaur Harjit
A Christmas Quacker!!
~Chris Oberin
It's Christmas, Eve!
Jason Popple
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